1: 1. "I don't wear underpants." -Tony DiNozzo 2. "Rule #6. Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness." -Gibbs

2: 3. "I'm a father. I'm a son. And I'm not a sexy pirate." -Tony 4. "Very special agent DiNozzo." -Tony

3: 5. "Some might say that Gibbs and I have a connection." -Tony 6. "You have no idea how good I look in this T-shirt." -Tony

4: 7. "Never underestimate a woman's intuition." -Ziva 8. "It's Guillermo." -Tony

5: 9. "I'd say we're off to a good start." -Tony 10. "So, how do I become a snitch?" -Tony

6: 11. "Rule #9. Always carry a knife." -Gibbs 12. "Don't call me probie." -McGee

7: 13. "Trust me, I could not drive if you asked me to." -Abby 14. "Think about it. Put that in your magic eight ball." -Tony

8: 15. "I love the smell of new evidence in the morning." -Tony 16. "In the Navy, the guidance is to stay cool." -Tony

9: 17. "Dentist, I will sue you. I got teeth like a baby." -Tony 18. "You know what? I feel the need... the need for speed." -Tony.